The Face of a Man That Fears For His Life, YOU SEE THIS SHIT HERE. THIS IS A FUCKING MANTIS...

YOU SEE THIS SHIT HERE. THIS IS A FUCKING MANTIS SHRIMP. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, WE GON LEARN. 

THIS FUCKING THING HAS 16 COLOR CONES IN IT’S EYES. LET ME PUT THAT INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU. WE ONLY HAVE 3, AND ALL THE COLORS WE CAN SEE ARE PERCEIVED BY THE THREE COLOR CONES WE HAVE. THAT MEANS IT CAN SEE THE MOST COLORS OUT OF ANY ANIMAL, EVEN MORE THAN A BUTTERFLY, WHICH ONLY HAS FIVE COMES.

THEY GROW 6 TO 12 INCHES IN LENGTH. BUT GUESS WHAT THIS THING CAN DO. THE APPENDAGES ON IT’S BODY CAN ACCELERATE WITH THE SAME VELOCITY AS A 22 CALIBER RIFLE. THAT’S SOME SCARY SHIT RIGHT THERE. NOT ONLY THAT BUT IN LESS THAN THREE THOUSANDTHS OF A SECOND  IT CAN HIT IT’S PREY WITH 1,500 NEWTONS OF FORCE. IN CASE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IF A HUMAN COULD ACCELERATE OUR ARMS AT ONE TENTH OF THAT SPEED, WE COULD THROW A BASEBALL INTO ORBIT. IF THAT DOESN’T SHAKE AND QUAKE YOUR BALLS, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL. THEY MOVE SO FAST THE WATER AROUND THEM BOILS AND CREATES A SHOCK WAVE. 

THEY ARE ONE OF THE MOST CREATIVELY VIOLENT CREATURES. THEY DISMEMBER AND BASH THEIR PREY TO PIECES. THEIR BODIES ARE SO FUCKING RESILIENT THAT SCIENTISTS ARE STUDDING THEIR CELL STRUCTURE TO CREATE BODY ARMOR. 

YOU CAN’T SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IN AN AQUARIUM BECAUSE THEY WILL BREAK OUT OF THEIR EXHIBITS AND TRY TO KILL ANYTHING THAT SHARES A TANK WITH IT.

HOPE YOU HAD FUN LEARNING ABOUT THIS BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER. 

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    …wow, just…wow o.o
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    Very nice. Though I’d like to add that the mantis shrimp only has Amazeballs Color Vision in a narrow horizontal band...
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    whoa is that dude under a blacklight?! HE IS GLOWING GREEN AND PURPLE….
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